Choose Your Own Misery: Dating
Choose Your Own Misery, #3
Two former contributors to The Onion have written a dating-centric parody of one of childhood’s favorite series—strictly for adults.
The only thing worse than getting back on the dating horse? The brutal loneliness of perpetual singledom.
That’s why you’re putting in the effort to find your soul-mate…or at least someone to warm your bed for a night. Playing as one of two characters, you get to choose just how bad your dating life gets. Will you head to a high school party or hitch your wagon to a Steve Urkel impersonator? Dabble in the painfully shallow depths of sexualizing your arm wound, or up the intensity of your first date by entering an underground fight club? Try to relive the romance of Harold and Maude, but with more roofies and an ominous burial plot in Maude’s backyard?
From the writers who brought you the hilarious parodies Choose Your Own Misery: The Office and Choose Your Own Misery: The Holidays comes the oldest form of misery in the book: the self-prostitution that is dating.
When we’re young, we all believe in the possibility of lifelong romance. But let’s remember: young people are very, very stupid.